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Husband and Wife Funny Jokes...

Husband and Wife Funny Jokes...

Hi dudes!

Lets start with a little smile on your face
to become pleasant feelings and healthy positive emotions.

To make u all smile and Enjoy..

Husband and Wife Jokes!!!!!



1) Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada

achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki

aadat bohot achi Lagti Hay...



2) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot

pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to
mein malang kiu banta..?



3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to
kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.



4) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada
aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai,
jo aap k pass mojood hai!



5) wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik
Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai
to zaroor andha ho ga...



6) An old man married a young Girl,
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein
Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.



7) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense



8)Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag
to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?



9)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?





11) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De



12) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti



13)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!



14) Whats the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi
utna sir chad ke bolegi.



15)Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense its only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.



16) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye
tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,�Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Girls are....

Fee maafi ki application :D

فیس معافی کی درخواست

جناب پرنسپل ساحب،

میرا اسکول



جناب،



بات یہ ہے کہ میرے ابو نے فیس کے لیے پانچ سو روپے دیے تھے، ایک سو روپے
کی دوستوں کے ساتھ فلم دیکھ لی، ڈیڈہ سو (150) کی بوتل اور سموسے کھا
لیے، پچاس (50) کا اپنی جان کو ایزی لوڈ کروادیا اور دو سو(200) انگلش
والی مس پر شرط ہار گیا ، میں سمجھا تھا کہ انکا چکر صرف ریاضی والے سر
کے ساتھ ہے لیکن اندکا چکر تو آپ کے ساتھ بھی ہے۔

اب آپکے پاس دو راستے ہیں یا تو میری فیس معاف کر دیں یا اپنا راز فاش کروادیں۔



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